Obama, as everyone knows, went to the Wailing Wall and customarily placed a prayer (on paper) into the wall. Well, it wasn't long till the page was leaked to the press and printed all over. Everyone was outraged! Obamanigger's privacy had been violated! Kill someone!
Then it was revealed that he himself "leaked" the prayer in order to make him appear more presidential. Surprise, America!
He pulled a fast one on you. "See how presidential I'se can bee? I'se not jus' ah ape wif a suit!"
Yeah right, ape man. Go back to the jungle, bunny.