Barack Obama and Michelle Obama Having Sex
This one's a quickie gentlemen and ladies, (particular thanks to the lady that sent the moving message and photo earlier this week.) I've got a lot to cover from the time I was away but this one can't wait. It's budget related so having it follow the budget update seemed appropriate.
Take a nice long shot of your favorite relaxer before reading this. It's ugly.
Our mud-monkey nigger in chief does his math while smoking some very fine crack, we've discovered. Brother Barry, our presidential posing shit-skin, said his budget deficit would top $1.79 trillion (read that again. That's the DEFICIT, as in, IN THE RED!), the largest in history. However a new report from the non-partisan CBO (Central Budget Office in Washington) says we'll top $1.8 trillion in new debt this year but - and hold on to your hat here - we'll have $2.4 TRILLION dollars MORE debt in the next 10 years than previously thought.
How about that? Who's going to loan us that money? Well, guess what...It's Geitner! Our treasury secretary has been pumping out dollar bills like a nigger sow shitting out little black babies. In fact, they printed over $1 trillion in cash over the last week! The idea Geitner is using is sort of like floating a check. You print all this money then spend it real quick before inflation makes all your new printed money worthless.
One trillion as measured by a football field.
And yet they claim inflation is in check and expected to stay there. How do we expect inflation to stay in check when you idiots in Washington are printing money so fast you had to shut down two presses for overheating??
It's gotten so out of hand that Russia (gotta love Putin), France (It Figures), and the United Nations have proposed a new GLOBAL currency that would replace the dollar entirely. I'll be fucked with a horse cock if I'll sign on for that shit. You'll pry my last George Washington out of my cold, dead hands motherfuckers. I didn't fight and watch my friends die for this country only to come home and spend money with some global seal on them.
And I'll go farther, any of you niggers and nigger loving sons of bitches that turn your back on your forefathers, spitting in their eye for your own greed, and use this newly dreamt up currency just because some bastard illegitimate nigger told you to should walk the other direction if you see me on the street. I'll punch you right in the mouth and never say a word. Just punch you and continue on my way, calmly as if I'd stepped on a bug.
Because if you don't respect your country and all that it took to build it then that's exactly what you are - a bug. A roach in the cabinet living off the fruits of working men and women that built this United States of America.
Something has to happen, and I mean quickly, or this country is going to be dropped down the house-hole. (Hole in the toilet seat on an outhouse).
God help us.