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Michelle Obama luvz sum collard greenz! Gnome Sayin!

The Obama Nigger may be taking center stage, but his greasy, fat, plate-lipped sow has been hoing her own row lately. Soon after moving into the White House Mrs. Nigger took some school kids out to the yard and started doing what her ancestors learned from the evil White man - planting a garden. They don't have collard greens in D.C. so she planted two full rows, along with carrots, waddymelon (omg lmfao!), and tomatoes. She was seen several times smiling at the white children as they hoed rows. Racist bitch. 

Obama Nigger enjoys sunbathing in Hawaii in his waddymelon swimsuit

Obama meanwhile took his first vacation after only 60 days in office. He took 4 days to run off and nigger up the Hawaiian islands, floating around like a turd in the ocean. Countless children were seen trying to scoop him up but he moved and they realized it was a smelly nigger instead of a smelly turd. No word yet on the number of fish killed from the shit-skin polluting the ocean. 

Upon returning to the 48, he decided to throw the media a softball. He said he was too busy for two senate meetings but went instead to a showing of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. On the show he yucked it up and showed his ass, grinning like an ape and generally talking about how great it was to be president. When asked about the economy on a show following TTS, he was still grinning so heavily that the interviewer, an Obama nigger supporter, was forced to say, "You're grinning and laughing...Are you taking this job seriously enough?

When asked about the Tea Parties (of which I participated proudly) the Chief Blue-gum shook his fist in the air and said, "When you see crazy people raising signs and waving tea bags in the air you tell them I'd be happy to discuss how we're going to lower health care cost and fix social security in America."

Oh really? First, who's complaining about health care? Niggers. Why? Because they can't get prescription drugs and have to steal them for their corner lot sales. 

Healthcare is NOT a right, it's an expense like a nice car or, to put it in a more understandable format, "gold teef". You can't just have the government pay for your gold teeth, you have to save your money and earn it. If you don't have the money then you get no teeth. Period. 

The same goes for healthcare. You can't get something for nothing. Someone has to pay for the services our doctors and surgeons perform. If that someone isn't you, who will it be? Your neighbor? Why should he have to pay for it? It's not his health issue. He's got his own problems to deal with that may not even be health related. 

Finally, with regards to Social Security, YOU guys broke it. We paid in like you mandated we do, then you spent the money we paid in for all kinds of welfare bullshit. Here's a fix - No pay, no get. Period.