The Obama Beast Can't Seem To Make Up His Nigger Mind
Barack Obama, our supreme ruler that we all respect as a leader and true American, is pissing off all of the "stupid people" he represents by changing his feeble nigger mind more often than he chances his nasty nigger dew rag. The latest flip-flop has the ape backtracking on his firm extended hand to Iran and his brother Amadinijhad. Obama could almost be seen jerking back his hand, running it along his hair and saying, "Just kiddin', fool!"
Yesterday Obama said the invitation to join him at the WHITE house for Fourth of July festivities (ironic, huh?) was still standing, and any cancellation would be up to Iran. Today, he said "We take it back. I...uh....I don...I don't think it would be appropriate under the circumstances...."
Ya think, you dumbass shit-skin? Boot to the head.
More Obama Flip-Flops, in case you forgot:
- Special Interest Groups - Obama said unions were teh fail until they started funneling money to him, now they're "representatives of the people!".
- Legalizing Pot - Obama said "Pot is good" till he started running for President, then he decided it wasn't so good.
- Smoking - Obama smokes himself, but he just signed the largest legislation ever to gain control of the nation's tobacco farms.
- Illegal Workers - Obama said businesses should not be punished for hiring illegals (who lie about their SS numbers to pass inspections) then he decided they should be fined heavily once he started running for president.
- CIA Memos and Photos - Obama said the CIA photos should be released of detainees in Guantanamo because it was important to have that information out there. After someone (everyone?) pointed out that it would cause a backlash against American soldiers he recanted. The memos were during the Bush administration and classified Top Secret due to their contents - planning and strategy - and would give away informants, security tactics, etc.
- Air Force 1 Photos - After running the president's plane down the middle of Times Square, making a loop de loop around the Statue of Liberty, and then making a victory lap past the Twin Towers former resting place, Obama decided all the pics taken shouldn't be released. After outcries that the American people had already paid over $300,000 for the pics and that they should get to see what they paid for, the Obama nigger released one grainy, stupid picture of Air Force One flying over Lady Liberty.
- Cuban Sanctions - Obama said the ban on trade with Cuba was stupid, didn't work, and should be cancelled. Later, after becoming president, he decided that it was important to keep it because it promoted "change".
- Public Financing - Obama said he'd only accept public financing, but later when anonymous donations from fraudulent credit cards and stolen bank accounts went through the roof to propel him to first place, he decided private financing wasn't all bad.
- Bowing Down To King Abdullah - Our Ape bowed down to the Saudi King, then said, "What I did? I didn't do nuffin!" (Typical Nigger Bullshit Response). Later a tape showed he did indeed bow. Later he decided bowing was a bad idea and only shook the king's hand.
- Iraq War - Obama said he'd pull ALL US troops out of Iraq the same day he moved into the WHITE house, now he says maybe they'll be there a few more years.
Flip Flopping is fun, isn't it? When you tire of it, VBH!