Obama Nigger Is Depressed After A Year Of Failures
So this is Christmas....And what have you done? Ok, so it's past Christmas (the 4th OMG Must Pass!!!1111 deadline for Healthcare Reform) and it's been an entire year with a filthy, dirty nigger beast as the President of the United States. Wow. We're still here.
The Chief Chimp spent the day schmoozing other niggers and BET staff, eating collard greens and such and generally laughing about how far the breed has made it up the ladder in da white man's world. Yet staffers in the White House (named that for a reason, nigger!) say Obama withdrew from the festivities and sulked over his first year's failures. He's a sad little nigger, isn't he?
Banana make the lil nigger feel better?
Here's a rundown:
- If elected President, I will CLOSE Guantanamo Bay in 30 days. - Gitmo still open and running. In fact, anyone that visits Gitmo says it's a good idea, even if they've said it should be closed before visiting!
- If elected President, I will LEAD us to a greener planet to halt global warming via Cap and Trade. - Actually, Cap and Trade is just a tax on businesses like power companies, which they will pass on to you, the consumer, by raising your rates by as much as 800%. Nice huh? Thankfully this has failed so far too based on the huge job loss that would occur.
- If elected President, I will pull us out of Iraq entirely in 16 MONTHS and end the conflict in Afghanistan. (so help me Allah!) - Ok, so we're not out of Iraq - in fact we still have several thousand troops there...But we did solve the problem with Al Queda, right? Oh, wait...But we did tell those damn Jews to fuck off...Oh, that wasn't on the list? You mean the Jews actually love the US? WTF? Hmph, I ain't did nuffin! As a side note, you Jewish elders that still vote Democrat really, seriously need to take a look at the party you're supporting. You're smart, now wisen up.
- If elected President, I will STOP nuclear weapons from growing out of control. - Ok, so the nigger beast is interested (and has demonstrated as much with Russia) in cutting back on the US arsenal of Nuclear Weapons. If we have less in the world we'll all be happier, right? Sure, until we get one lobbed at us from Russia or China as punishment for our stupidity with the economy on the planet. It's hard to shoot back, or even to deter a shot, if you have no bullets.
Why not just bend over and suck them off Obama? You'd have better results and the same loss of respect from them and your fellow Americans.
- If elected President, I will Create Jobs, Stimulate the Economy, and Stop Washington Fat Cats and Lobbyists from making huge profits. - Create jobs, eh? Stimulate the economy? Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! The "Obama Nigger Express Stimulus Bill For Benefit Afrikan Nigger Americans" was a flop. Everyone - and I mean EVERYONE was against the second stimulus bill, but the nigger, bullheaded as niggers often are, just plowed ahead with it. Net benefit? Unemployment is in a freefall with more and more people simply giving up looking for work. Current actual unemployment number hovers around 22% in the US. That's one in 5. Wow.
As for Washington Fat Cats and Lobbyists, lol. Just look at the Obama Nigger's Czars and cabinet appointees. It's full of them. Epic fail, nigger! Back to the cotton field with you!
- If elected President, I will increase funding for early childhood education, making sure that children learn without impedance. - The first 2 months in office you closed down the very successful Voucher program. I guess if you're a nigglet you're not entitled to a good education. Funny how that works with niggers isn't it? Like crabs in a bucket. You don't need a lid for the bucket because the second one starts to escape the others just pull him right back down with them.
Overall I'd say the nigger beast has failed miserably. Who'd have thought such a thing could happen? Nigger failure? Perish the thought.
Until next time, my friends. VBH!